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Name: johanna
Location: United States
Birthday: 7/4/1990
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Friday, February 03, 2012

pet peeves

so i understand that you're tired and would rather hangout another night (the next night) but what gives a guy the audacity to then tell me hours later that he's been convinced by a friend to go out?like just don't tell me,that's one case where the don't ask, don't tell policy is perfectly acceptable.it just makes the person you're not hangingout with feel like shit when you basically tell them that you basically cancelled plans yet are still going out.or maybe certain guys are just dumb and are too honest?yeahh when pigs fly!


Friday, November 11, 2011

#crazyexgirlfriends

I now know how it feels to be on the other side of the crazy ex girlfriend situation. Yeahh I'll admit I have been there before (no names) and went to the ultimate extreme with it (I was going through a tough time and had no one). But to see it as the other girl, the new girl, aka the one you think replaced you, well it's annoying and looks really pathetic and I'm embarrassed that I was one of them and from now on I will never be one of those girls again (or let's hope I'm not). I'm not venting, I just feel like I needed to say it somewhere and twitter is too overpopulated and everyone will read it. Not that xanga isn't but few people know about mine.


Friday, August 12, 2011

no i do not want to publish this entry to my facebook profile

1.hi my name is johanna.
2.i love baby wipes.i probably go through more than a dozen a week.
3.i hate male feet bc they're remind me of hobbit feet.
4.i'm addicted to any form of reality tv.
5.i don't know what i want to do with me life.
6.i could eat pickles and ramen everyday and never get sick of it.
7.i'm a blackberry person and i currently have an iphone.
8. titanic and back to the future are my favorite movies.
9.i go to suny albany.
10.i would like to live in nyc.
11.my bestfrann lives on lake placid.if you don't know where that is, it's near canada.
12.i'm the oldest of three children.
13.i lost my best friend three years ago.
14.i am extremely uncomfortable with my body.
15.i love sleeping and i do it way too often.
16. on that note, i am also always tired.
17.i tend to fall for the asshole, womanizer, douchebags.
18.guys who actually like me, scare me.
19.i have 4 bestfriends i have been friends with varying from 8-11th grade.
20.i have lived in lindenhurst, ny my whole life.
21. i hate driving and i'm not good at it. i've never driven on southern state, rmc or the LIE..or a bridge for that matter.
22.i like seeing movies, but i wish they weren't so expensive.
23. i love tattoos and piercings, if my dad wasn't against them so much,i would probably have more of both.
24. i have six tattoos and 13 piercings.
25.my room is either reallyyyy cold or reallyyyy hot.
26.i had my first boyfriend when i was 16 going on 17, call me a late bloomer,i don't care.
27.we talk on occasion, but its not as weird as it seems.
28. i have a crush on a boy who lives far away from me.
29.he's cute and nice and doesn't seem like a doucher.
30. my first kiss was a boy who was older than me.
31.i tend to fall for older boys with bad attitudes too.
32.i don't know what i want to do with my life really.
33.i'm in a fair share of debt.
34. i have this wierd dejvu feeling right now.
35.i'm a terrible speller and i know i didn't spell dejvu right
36.i have one semester of school left.
37.i have a bipolar relationship with my whole family.
38. my brother and sister are twins.
39. so are my aunts.
40.i hope to have twins some day.
41.one of the wisest people i know is actually two years younger than me.
42.i think everyone deserves somebody.
43.batman is my favorite superhero
44.green is my favorite color with purple coming in as a close second.
45.my walls are covered with pictures and posters and random things.
46.i'm relatively short.
47.i don't like what i cooked myself for lunch.
48.fast food and sweettalkers are my weakness.
49.i hate the taste of alcohol.
50.i wonder who reads my xanga.
51. people call me johanna,jo,jojo,jew,jewhanna,leech,jewjew,hoehanna,hoehoe and a slew of other names.
52.i miss highschool.
53.i miss my mom every single minute of every single day.
54.i drank too much coffee today.
55.i wish i was thin.
56.i have a terrible singing voice.
57.i'm a mega cry baby and i'm too sensitive for my own good.
58.i want to work with little kids.
59.i'm in a sorority.
60.by no means to i seem like a sorority girl.
61.my favorite outfit consists of jeans,converse and a t-shirt.
62.i only use chi straighteners.
66.i love the beatles.
67.i love himym, grey's anatomy, law and order:svu and ppl.
68.i smoke weed occasionally.
69.i don't like going outout alot.
70.bars and clubs really aren't my thing.
71.i tend to be flakey at times.
72.i wear contacts/glasses.
73.yes i wear black-rimmed glasses.
74. :] is my favorite smiley to use.
75.i've just started using more ! in my texts.
76.i've worked at a bakery, pool place, pizza place, clothing store, bookstore and beautysupply place.
77.i need to put gas in my car.
78.in the summer i always blast the a/c.
79.i like disney world.
80.my favorite disney movie is probably the little mermaid.
81. 1203 and alpha nu sums up my freshman and sophmore years at college.
82.i like manboys and skinny minis.
83.3 is my all time favorite number.its been my favorite number for so long,i can't remember why.
84.i always like older guys, but tend to date guys who are my age.
85.i'm jewish.
86.i like to makeout.
87.that doesn't mean i'm a whore.
88.i'm always feeling guilty about something,
89.when they were in school,i had the two most awesome bigs ever.
90.my littles are pretty awesome too, but my little sister is obviously the best ever.
91.i have a two little littles too.
92.the last three posts will mean nothing to you unless you're in greek life.
93.i've been up since 10am...its only 2:35pm and i'm already tired.
94.i have one friend in the navy and another friend in the marines.
95.my brother is going to be a doctor someday.
96.during the summer, i always get ALOT of bug bites.i currently have about seven or eight of them and they itch like crazy,
97.i'm more than likely allergic to bug bites.
98.i have way too many pairs of black flip flops
99.i used to be heavily into photography, but i stopped.
100.this was pointless,but i felt like doing it.


Monday, July 25, 2011

Listening to drugs makes me so sad that I was feeling too sick to enjoy them:[

I knew I couldn't last a whole summer without making bad decisions.What is with me?She's right though, even though I know she's right, I can't help it.Everyone's right...


Thursday, July 14, 2011

i don't want to do any hw.i don't want to go to work.i just want to lie on my couch and watch how i

Who do you have texts from in your inbox right now?

my inbox holds messages for 15 days,so i have a lot

 

Did anyone see your last kiss?

haha i don't think soo

 

Do you want kids?

someday after i'm married..if i get married..

 

What was the last song you heard?

i'm listening the saves the day right now

 

Do you use a lot of smiley faces?

nahh

 

Do you like how things are going?

i like that i have a job,kindof

 

Play any sports lately?

nowayy

 

Has anyone asked you for advice lately?

ehh

 

What was the last thing you ate?

bagel

 

Do you drink your drinks with a straw?

some

How many blankets do you sleep with?

one,someitmes two

 

What about pillows? 

two

 

Is there anyone out there who can make you cry very easily?

:[

 

Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?

at the pace i'm comfortable with

 

Do you believe exes can be friends?

i go back and forth on this question

 

Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?

lies

 

Did they mean it? 


 

Are you planning on going to college? 

i'm in collegee

Do you love where you live?

not quite

 

Are your friends just like you?
we're all different

Who do you tell the most to?

 ciaira?

Are you a different person now than you were five years ago?

yep

 

Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

yeahh

Have you ever lost someone who meant a great deal to you?

yes rip</3

 

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?

nahbro

 

Who do you talk to the most in a day?

 ciaira,my sister

Are you a cuddler?

i'm somewhat of a cuddlewhore

 

What color are your eyes?

brown

 

What were you doing last night at midnight?

i was either doing hw or sleeping 

 

Are you nervous about anything?

fucking up at work

 

Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

sure

 

Last time you laughed super hard?

idr

Ever had a girl best friend?

mhm

 

Were you single on your last birthday?

yes

When someone calls you, do you answer?

usually

 

Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

ehh

What's the last thing you spent money on?

white castle for the brother

Where's your dad?

work

 

How are you feeling?

my stomach is really bothering me:/

 

Have you lost respect for anyone?

yes

 

Who did you last wave to?

idk

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

i don't remember

 

Do you trust your gut instinct?

not enough

 

Do you honestly have any regrets?

i try not to but that doesn't mean i don't have any

 

Do you enjoy working at your workplace? 

its a job

 

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

13 piercings, 6 tattoos

 

Do you have a secret that your ashamed of?

i have a secret but i'm not ashamed of it

 

How would your parents react if they found out you were pregnant?

i think my dad would kill me

 

Are you scared of needles?

not really

 

Your best friend gets drunk after one shot, you say?

she doesn't

 

At this very moment, what exactly are you doing ?

this,listening to music and not getting ready for work

 

Have you ever been cheated on?

that's debatable:/

 

How do you feel about girls who smoke?

idc?

 

Have you ever been in a perfect relationship?

no relationship is perfect

 

Are you uncomfortable staring into someones eyes who likes you?

no?

 

Baseball or football?

baseball

 

Lyrics to the song you're listening to?

and i like to pretend we still talk but its just for show

 

Are your parents divorced?

 no

Is the person you last texted in a relationship?

no

Has anyone called you perfect before?

probably not

 

Where did you grow up?

here

 

If somebody liked you, would you want them to tell you?

why not

 

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

 no

Do you like "good morning" texts?

who doesn'tt

 

When someone says "We need to talk," what runs through your mind?

everything.i start to panic and go crazy

Is there someone you want to punch in the face?

nah

 

Name something you like about winter?

nothing

Have your past mistakes made you wiser?

I always repeat the same mistakes

What's your favorite color?

green

 

Who do you text the most?

idk

 

Wouldn't it be kinda annoying to have to share a bed every night?

if it was a twin bed,yes

Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches?

nopee

 

Would you rather be called honey or baby?

baby

 

You walk past your most recent ex in the street, what do you say?

nothing

 

Is there someone that you miss being close with?

yes

 

Have you ever fallen asleep in a guys arms?

mhm

 

Does anyone completely understand you?

no

 

Are you into romance?

i'm a hopeless romantic

 

Ever kissed in the rain?

nope

 

In the last 12 months can you say you truly cared about someone?

myself

 

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

not sure

How's your heart?

beating

Have you ever kissed just a friend?

yes

 

Would you rather get 1, 12, or 24 roses?

one

 

What is one thing you will not tolerate in a relationship?

lying

 

What is something you like to do when you're down?

sleep

Are you wearing make up?

nope

 

Do you believe teenagers can fall in love?

yeah

Would you rather have roommates or live alone?

depends on who my roommate was

Would you rather get stuck on an island with your ex or a python?

an ex

 

Have you ever received a text message that made you cry?

yes

 

Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?

john gave it to me

 

Have you ever kissed a football player?

nopee

 

Whats the background on your computer?

me and lisa

 

Has someone that you liked told you that you are a waste of their time?

omg no,i would cry

 

Ever been called a bitch?

yeahh

 

Are you satisfied with your life as of now?

no

Have you ever been around someone who was high?

yeahh

 

Did you enjoy your summer?

i'm not really enjoying it


What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten?

the little mermaid

 

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?

depends

 

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?

yes

 

Do you think relationships are even worth it?

some are

 

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?

nope

 

How is your eyesight?

terrible



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